DIGITAL ADS · OREGON COAST
Your ads aren't being ignored.
They're being
filtered.
Most ads never get seen. Lumen Research’s eye-tracking puts it at roughly 70% of viewable ads getting zero human attention. The rest die inside a filter most marketers don’t know exists, and most ads are built like it isn’t there. Neuro-Threading is how I build the ones that get through.
THE PROBLEM
"It's just
not working."
You've boosted posts.
You've handed Meta's algorithm your credit card and trusted it to figure the rest out.
Maybe you hired someone who handed you back a dashboard full of impressions that
didn't turn into anything you could feel in the business.
Here's the part nobody says out loud—the ad probably wasn't the worst part.
The targeting probably wasn't either.
The real problem is older than Meta.
The human brain has been training itself for two decades
to ignore advertising that looks like advertising. It built a filter.
Most ads—including the ones agencies charge four figures a month for—
are on the wrong side of that filter before they ever get a fair shot.
That's why you can spend a thousand dollars and feel nothing.
The ad didn't fail. The ad never got read.
THE METHOD
Marketing that gets past the filter.
Neuro-Threading is the framework I've built around how the brain actually processes content—not how marketers wish it did.
The name says what the method does.
I don’t flood the market with volume.
I thread the brand into specific neurological moments,
specific emotional states, specific points of identity recognition—
the levers consumer neuroscience tells us actually move people.
It's not a tactic.
It's a system for building ads that do work below conscious awareness—
so that when someone in your market is ready to buy,
your brand is already the one they feel good about.
They might forget the ad.
They’ll remember how your brand made them feel.
That's the part that drives the call.
WHAT YOU GET
Built end-to-end.
Run by one person who cares.
No handoffs. No account managers. No subcontractors. You work directly with me from the first call to the campaign that's running six months in.
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RECEIPTS
$343 in Meta ads. A $45,000+ deck, booked.
A woman-owned exterior contractor in Warrenton. First 60 days: $342.90 in spend, one $45,000+ deck booked, about 131x return. Her cost per lead ran $68.58, against $94.35 with the agency before me.
39% / 8.62%
HOOK / HOLD · THE WINNING AD
54% / 4.6%
HOOK / HOLD · SHUT OFF ON DAY 13
Hook rate counts who stopped scrolling. Hold rate shows who stayed. The August ad won the first number, lost the second, and cost $157.19 a lead before I shut it off. Stopping the scroll is the easy half. Neuro-Threading is built for the half that books jobs.
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FIT CHECK
Built for small businesses
that refuse to look like everyone else.
This works best for owner-operated businesses on the Oregon and Washington Coast—and anywhere else a small business is tired of running ads that look like the seven other ads their competitors are running.
You're a fit if:
You run a small business and you actually care about the work you do
You've burned money on ads that didn't move the needle and you want to know why
You'd rather have one ad that lands than ten that don't
You're willing to trust a process even when the first version of the creative looks weirder than what you expected
You're not a fit if:
You want the cheapest option
You want ads that "look professional" if professional means "looks like every other ad in your industry"
You expect fifty leads a week starting day one
You don't want feedback on the brand underneath the ads—because the ads can't outperform a brand that isn't clear yet
PROCESS
Four steps. No mystery.
01
Discovery call
Thirty minutes. We talk about the business, the customers, what's been tried, and what hasn't. I tell you straight whether I think this is a fit.
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Strategy
I build the campaign architecture—offers, audiences, creative direction, what we're going to test first and why.
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Launch
Creative gets built, ads go live, tracking gets verified. Your first ad goes live within two weeks of our first call.
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Optimize
Weekly tuning, monthly reports, ongoing creative refreshes. The campaign gets sharper every month it runs.
INVESTMENT
I take ten clients at a time. That’s the cap.
This isn't a scarcity tactic. It's the math. To run campaigns the way they need to be run—creative built from the ground up, real human optimization, direct access to the person doing the work—I can’t give that kind of focus to 20+ clients. So I stop at ten.
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Digital ad plans
start at $500/month.
Ad spend is separate, paid directly to Meta, and stays under your control. Pricing is built around what your business actually needs—not packaged tiers designed to upsell you into things you don't.
If a seat is open and we're a fit, we move forward. If we're not a fit, I'll tell you—and point you toward whoever I think actually can help.
CLOSING
Ten seats.
One conversation.
If your ads have been disappearing into the filter—if you've felt the gap between what you spent and what came back—this is the conversation worth having. No pitch deck, no pressure. Thirty minutes to see if the work fits.
Or email kenny@kenny.marketing