Five Anti-Template Posts in Four Business Days.
Strategy-led, custom-built social content for $495 flat. No templates, no AI slop, no recycled formats — just five posts engineered specifically for your business and the people you're actually trying to reach.
30-day delivery guarantee. Pay through Stripe. Get your intake form within 5 minutes.
What You Get
Five anti-template social posts.
Custom-built for your business, your voice, your audience, your platforms. No templates pulled from a library. No AI-generated copy with your logo slapped on it. Each one engineered around how your customers actually pay attention.
A 30-minute review and handoff call.
We walk through the work together. I explain the thinking, you ask questions, we talk about what's next. By the time we hang up, you'll understand more about your own marketing than most small business owners ever learn.
A written breakdown of every post.
For each post you receive, you get a written explanation of why the hook works, why the structure is what it is, why the imagery or copy makes the choice it makes. This is the part most agencies will never give you — because the reasoning is what makes the work valuable. Most people who buy this read the breakdown twice.
Direct access during the build.
No account manager queue. No support ticket. You text or email me, I respond.
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Who this is for
This works best for:
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Owner-operated small businesses curious about strategy-led content but not ready for a monthly engagement
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Businesses tired of producing posts that disappear the second they hit the feed
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Owners who want to understand their marketing, not just outsource it
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Anyone who's been burned by an agency and wants to see real work before trusting anyone with a retainer
This is not for:
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Businesses looking for high-volume content production
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Anyone wanting AI-generated content at scale
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Operations that need someone to take over their entire feed
If you need volume, this isn't it. This is anti-template craft work at sample scale.
How It Works
Buy the Sprint
Hit the button. $295. Done.
Fill out the intake form
You'll get the form right after purchase. It tells me about your business, your customers, your voice, and your goals — everything I need to do good work without making you sit through a call.
I do the work
Four business days. Five strategic posts built around your voice. Each one designed to do something specific for your business — not just fill a content calendar.
Posts hit your inbox
Captions, image direction, and post strategy. Ready to schedule, post, or hand to whoever runs your accounts.
One round of revisions
Want something tweaked? Send it back. I'll get it right.
Common questions.
Why $495
Because $99 content gets you $99 content. Five custom-built, strategy-led posts with written reasoning behind each one is real work. $495 reflects that without putting it out of reach of an owner-operated small business.
Can you guarantee results?
I can guarantee strategy, voice match, and craft. I can't guarantee specific engagement numbers — anyone who guarantees those is lying. What I can tell you is that the case studies on the home page are real numbers from real businesses, and most of them started with a sprint.
What if I don't like the work?
We hop on the review call, you tell me what's not landing, I revise. Built into the offer. The goal is five posts you'd actually use, not five posts I'd defend.
Do I have to commit to monthly after?
No. The sprint is a standalone purchase. No autorenewal. No "subscription." You buy once, you get the work, you decide what's next.
Do you work outside the Pacific Northwest?
PNW small businesses are the focus.
Out-of-region clients accepted case-by-case.
Ready when you are.
Five anti-template posts. Four business days. $495. Strategy included.
You'll get an intake form in your inbox right after purchase.
Fill it out, and the clock starts.
....Or book a free strategy call first if you want to talk through whether this fits your business.
Questions before you buy?
shoot me an email: kenny@kenny.marketing or
text: 971-704-4517
I answer everything personally—no team, no AI.